Holy Shiz

Yeah, that's right, I said it...Holy Shiz
Once upon a time I was walking to the Old City with some friends to get out of the center and have some fun. As we were walking down Mt. Scopus, I feel something drop on my head. I think to myself," hmmm, I sure hope a bird didn't poop on my head." Sure 'nuff, I lifted my hand to my head, patted my hair, and found grossness on my head. So, because the bird was in Jerusalem I thought of it as a holy bird, therefore, I had Holy Shiz on my head.
Gotta love the wildlife.